Hey everyone who reads this!
It recently came to my attention that a really cool dog I know named Lucy has Lymphoma and needs to go through chemotherapy in order to see the rest of her happy dog days.
We all know how devastating it is to lose a dog. They’re a part of our family. They’re the beings we can count on to love us no matter how terrible we look and to act like fools and lick up our tears when we are sad. They’re smelly, but so are we sometimes, so we shouldn’t hold that against them.
Anyway, I thought there could be a fun way to help Lucy’s owner pay for the chemo while strengthening our bond to each other and have some weird experiences along the way.
Here’s my proposal:
I will do you a favor. I’ll basically do whatever. If you want me to write you a story or sing you a song or just want me to shut up and take a vow of silence for a day so I’ll stop clogging your timelines, I’ll do it. If you live in the LA area and you want me to do your laundry, or cook dinner for you and a few friends (it may not be good) or you want me to buy you coffee or you want me to come to your child’s soccer game and root against the other team…
Basically, I’ll do anything reasonable as long as it’s not illegal and there’s no nudity involved. Like, at all.
Send me the favor you want me to do and the amount of the donation you think it’s worth to email@example.com and we’ll make a deal.
For more info on Lucy, click here https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/l8t2/lucylifefund
You can also just donate a few bucks if you have it in your heart. Either way, I really appreciate you taking the time to read this and I bet we can make this into a cool story we can remember later on. And then maybe we’ll throw a party with Lucy as the guest of honor.